Oh, the Bronx Zoo cracks me up with this - If you are wondering what to get your significant other this year for Valentines, look no further.
Yes, for a nominal fee of $10.00, you can honor someone by naming one of the Bronx Zoo's 58,000 Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches.
AND you can give your sweetheart (or the one who broke your heart) a large, hand-painted chocolate roach.
Why? The zoo says, "Because your love is everlasting, like our roach problem."